Over the last few days, thanks mainly to this excellent post by Andrew Kurjata, anyone excited by regional transit in British Columbia (ahem.) was sharing and discussing the premiere of the third season of ‘Race Across the World’, a British ‘Amazing Race’ style travel show.
This season features five pairs of British people attempting to make their way overland from Stanley Park in Downtown Vancouver to St John’s, Newfoundland, literally across the entirety of Canada. This is an incomprehensible long distance for your average archipelago-bound Brit.
In episode one, the five pairs attempt to complete the first leg of the journey; from Stanley Park to Tlell in Haida Gwaii, a remote island chain in the far north of the province that I hadn’t heard of but is (according to Wikipedia and the producers of Race Across the World) known as the Canadian Galapagos for its remoteness and biodiversity.
Being a fairly standard format reality show, the first episode of Race Across the World S3 features introductions to each pair of characters and their motivations for doing the show (why we should care about their story) and the obligatory hyping of ‘Destination BC’.
For anyone who knows the province there are some unexpectedly hilarous moments including the narrator of the show referring to Merritt as a ‘tourism hotspot’ (I kept looping this 3 second bite and laughing my head off) and the ‘country music capital of Canada’ (the country music festival won’t be returning to the town in 2023), as well as one contestant complaining that Canada seems quite expensive, having only visited Downtown Vancouver and Whistler, two of the most expensive places in the world’s second largest country.
Aside from the inevitable reality show drama and the culture-clash humour of seeing a familiar place through foreign eyes, the real treasure of this episode is watching people from a place that has reasonable intercity and regional transport attempt to move through a place that does not.
A few caveats: the contestants have money and a camera crew, but can’t use phones, internet etc. They can ask friendly strangers to look things up for them, though. They also stop by pre-organised ‘work’ stays or side-trips where they do cute little Canadian activities such as visiting a bison farm, working in a ski gear shop or going bear-spotting.
I’m also aware that not all of the UK enjoys great regional transit, but until you’ve been to Canada, honestly you don’t know how bad it can get. I’ve spent most of the last four years living in regional NSW and I’m prone to complain about the state of things back home but even I’ve been caught by surprise. Similarly, most foreign visitors to North America are used to the United States being the more car-centric and hostile to transit users/cyclists/pedestrians of the pair. In general, this is true. Public transport (transit) in US cities and the pedestrian and cycling environment is almost universally worse than in Canadian cities. Once you leave the big cities (and medium sized towns) though, that quickly falls apart.
Canada has Via, a national passenger railway operator, which is generally similar in scope and operation to Amtrak. But otherwise, there is really no government subsidised intercity transport. What exists exists because the profit imperative makes it so. As I discussed in a previous blog, despite living in a town that is a major railway junction, I have no access to intercity passenger rail. The only road coaches that service the town are run entirely for profit and cost as much as a typical airfare or hiring a car. So they’re really only used by those with absolutely no alternative. Almost everyone visiting this part of the world comes with a car or hires one when they arrive.
In the U.S, Amtrak operates not only long distance trains (similar to Via’s Transcanadian but generally 2 to 3x more frequent) but also provides shorter ‘inter-city’ style service subsidised by the relevant states. A great example is the Cascades route between Vancouver, BC and Eugene, Oregon which runs several times per day and is funded two thirds by fare recovery and one third split between the two U.S states. I guess BC gets a free ride!
For whatever reason this doesn’t occur in Canada and so aside from the totally tourist orientated, reliability unreliable and infrequent Transcanadian and the aforementioned Amtrak service heading to the States there is no regional rail service out of Vancouver.
Okay so that’s the context, back to the show.
The 5 groups set out from Stanley Park, asking people they meet along the way where on earth Haida Gwaii is and how they can get there. Most groups quickly figure out they need to get to Prince Rupert, the staging point for a ferry to the island chain, but there are a few different ideas about how to get from downtown Vancouver to the northern port town.
For backpacking Brits, the distances are impossibly far and their assumptions that wherever they end up there will just ‘be a bus’ are reliably proved wrong. One pair ends up taking a $500 taxi at one point to get to Port Hardy on Vancouver Island, while others find themselves stumped by the lack of information at bus stops and take to just flagging down any bus or coach that passes by; a strategy that proves surprisingly effective. I suspect having a camera crew in tow helps quite a bit in that regard.
All in all, three groups take the regular BC ferry service from Horseshoe Bay to Nanaimo on Vancouver Island, a straightforward public transport journey, and make their way via ridesharing organised by the people they’re staying with or taxi to Port Hardy from where they board a ferry to Prince Rupert.
The other two groups attempt to make the trip overland. One pair heads to Whistler by bus while the other pair decides for some reason that is not at all clear (but I expect the small bison ranch they visit has something to do with it?) to head to Merritt, a small town in Interior BC that is not really a common destination, nor a particularly useful transit hub. Each group then hitches to Prince George and then Prince Rupert; journeys of several hundred kilometres each. The editing team sort of cuts over exactly how they do this, because one pair seem to get a ride all the way from Merritt to Prince George which just seems tremendously unlikely. I think you could wait around a gas station in Merritt for a week before finding someone heading all the way there. It’d make more sense to get to Kamloops or Cache Creek first, which I suspect is what actually happened. Or perhaps the film crew bus gave them a helping hand…
Either way, on the evening of Day 5, just in time for the thrice weekly ferry to Graham Island in the Haida Gwaii, all five groups descended on the port of Prince Rupert – how convenient!
What about the train?
You may well ask.
What struck me as interesting, about what is clearly an extremely produced and planned show, is that no one even makes mention of the train. Now we know passenger rail in BC is lacking, but it just so happens that Vancouver to Prince Rupert is actually the longest journey that can be made entirely by rail in the province!
By taking the twice-weekly Transcanadian from Vancouver to Jasper in the Alberta Rockies the contestants could then change onto the thrice-weekly Jasper to Prince Rupert train that connects with the ferry to Haida Gwaii!
Voila!
I had a quick look at short notice fares and they come in at about $750 CAD for two, which is about on-par or cheaper than the amount most groups spent on strings of buses, ferries, taxis and private rides.
Race Around the World doesn’t tell us exactly what day this is all occurring on which makes checking timetables tricky, but there is one big clue. On Day 5, one pair of contestants are trying to hitch a ride from Prince George to Prince Rupert. The legend who ends up taking them in his car (for $250 for an 8 hour trip…which is actually 16 hours by the time he drives home. I hope the production crew were a bit more generous than the stingy contestants!) tells us that he has an annual tradition of swimming in a nearby lake every May 1st, which, given that they then go swimming together, is presumably the current date. So, assuming that Day 5 is May 1st, 2022, the teams must have set off from Stanley Park on April 27th, 2022; a Wednesday.
I’m not sure how much Via timetables have changed between 2022 and 2023, but at the moment the Transcanadian is leaving on a Monday and a Friday at 3pm and arriving at Jasper the next day at 11am. The Jasper to Prince Rupert train (which definitely needs a cool new name…) leaves Jasper at 12:45pm on Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. The train overnights in Prince George (where the Via website warns you that you need to book a hotel) before arriving the following day at 8:25pm in Prince Rupert (the towns along the way need cool new names too…there is some precedent in this regard, until 2010 Haida Gwaii was known as the Queen Charlotte Islands).
SO. According to my rough calculations, a group that left Stanley Park and made their way to Vancouver’s Pacific Central Station, would have been able to buy tickets onto the Friday Transcanadian, spent Saturday night in Jasper, boarded the Prince Rupert train the next day and arrived at Prince Rupert wharf on Monday evening. This would’ve given them 90 minutes to change onto the ferry. Sadly, they would’ve been one day behind the rest of the contestants who made it onto the Sunday evening ferry.
Okay, so the train didn’t turn out to be a winning strategy, but it still seems like a really sensible first port of call. After all, it’s really just a quirk of the timetable that it wasn’t the better option. If the race had started on Friday morning instead of Wednesday the train would’ve been a clear winner.
Despite some on-time reliability issues the train is probably going to, on average, work out better than relying on a once weekly ferry from the northern end of Vancouver Island or hitching along some very remote stretches of highway north of Whistler.
Of course the show is designed to give the appearance of reality rather than actually replicate it and the exact reasons for ignoring the existence of the train service in favour of promoting Merritt, of all places, is only clear to the powers that be.
All in all I really enjoyed this episode of a show I otherwise wouldn’t have watched and it’s a handy reminder to Canadians that your regional transit ‘system’ (I use the term loosely here) is honestly one of the worst in the world. And that’s coming from an Australian.
If you want to stream this episode of Race Across the World you can currently find it here.